Blumpkinhead

joined 1 year ago
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

'Tis but a scratch!

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's cool. More boob for me then.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Like it is now...only shorter."

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto."

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think the guys that dug the trenches have all melted by now.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the IDF.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"It's 9 a.m., and I don't feel like drinking, but..."

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What was the scenario (if you don't mind saying)?

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The brain worm that's Controlling his mind?

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