BananaPeal

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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

All of a sudden, all of the sudden, or suddenly? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Suddenly Seymour.

Shows with an always watch intro? in c/television@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Solar Opposites, King of the Hill, Archer

I'm sure there's more.

shocking scientific discovery!! in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

37 times? In a row?

Pic in c/nocontextpics@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

All that stuff is so bad for teenagers and addictive, they really ought to be outlawed! Oh yeah, the heroin sucks too.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.

A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.

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A "poop butt" and a "shit ass" have completely different meanings, despite the similarity of the words that make them up. (sh.itjust.works)
Christians flock to Washington to pray for America to turn to God — by electing Trump in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

Does each language have "lefty loosey righty tighty"? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

A droll factoid.

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

A little too real for work, huh? 😂

asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 125 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A Thanksgiving duck!

Which fictional character comes to your mind first when someone says strong, independent woman? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."

Derp

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Why did Jesus Christ grow up to be such a good person? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Because he was born into a stable home.

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It took me years to realize this (sh.itjust.works)
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When do you brush your teeth? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It is advised to brush your teeth at least twice a day, but when? Just before bed is a gimme because you're about to lie mostly still for 6+ hours. Best to not leave food particles to fester.

What's the best time for an earlier brushing? After breakfast? After lunch? After work/school?

Plus, what's up with TV and movies having breakfast scenes where they get up and head right out the door? Did they already brush and now they're going to leave food to fester all day? Eww.

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