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What is lighter than brown? (lemmy.world)
 

Light brown

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How did the mansplainer die? (lemmy.world)
 

He fell into a well, actually

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The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley." (lemmy.world)
 

Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R (lemmy.world)
 

and I yelled no way.

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The corruption of Lindsey Graham (specialto.thebulwark.com)
 

This is a long read about how Graham went from a never-Trump into an all-in MAGA nut. It is a fascinating long read.

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A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. (lemmy.world)
 

Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

“Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

“Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

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Why is there no professional hide and seek league? (lemmy.world)
 

good players are hard to find.

You probably don’t need a masters degree to debunk this one. in c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world
[–] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Anyone listen to the Behind the Bastards pod on Adams? It was a two-parter that was awesome. Google it Lemmies.

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An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika (lemmy.world)
 

so it seems fitting.

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Lionel Messi's makes his MLS debut (youtu.be)
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Depends a lot on the color of their skin.