AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Europe: take your pick of randos.

It’s interesting that they went with the English names of some countries (i.e. “Supainu”, “Suweden” and “Porando” could have been “Esupaniya”, “Suberige” and “Porusuka” or similar) but chose native ones for some well-known countries like Germany.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know. Maybe they need more cryptocurrency experts and sovcit hedge-lawyers to help with getting around sanctions

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If he’s going to sell his Tesla shares to fund Xitter and his crusade to pull the world to the far right, that could be its best hope. If, say, Toyota or Ford or someone pick up Tesla, cherry-pick its best technology, add their own expertise in actually making reliable cars and keep the marque as their electric vehicle line. They can offload the Cybertruck to Hummer or some other toxic-masculinity-oriented brand.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Maybe she said that, or maybe this is like the time The Sun’s psychic contacted Princess Diana and learned that she was (of course) a Brexit supporter.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One person’s rude is another person’s dominant/alpha.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I would have expected Ohio to have pioneered anything involving energy domes, not Wisconsin

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 37 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Depends on whether the author is breaking the fourth wall or not

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That quote sounds like a translated subtitle from a Hong Kong kickflick.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 17 points 3 days ago

Kadyrov’s goons have an image of being fearsome warriors, but their main talent is maintaining this carefully manicured image. Other than killing/torturing defenceless civilians and prisoners, they stay well away from the actual fighting and take selfies looking fierce with their shiny new not-at-all-battleworn equipment, to the point that people refer to them as the Instagram Corps. His glee at receiving this defective mall-ninja cosplay prop that barely copes with paved roads is on brand with this. If they keep it safely away from the front and have squads of conscripts keeping mud and bugs out of its moving parts, they can take turns scowling menacingly behind the machine gun like Immortan Joe’s War Boys, and if they persuade Putin of the propaganda value of the footage, it may save them from going to the front. At least until a Ukrainian drone finds their toy and torches it. If they make the mistake of riding their new steed into battle, they’re effectively dead meat.

Arthur Sulzberger, amirite?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So, a bnuuy-themed Neko Atsume?

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