Alamutjones

So, uh...this is dessert

I don't think I COULD read a book with that setting. In a city I didn't know it might be different, but not Melbourne

I have ordered a frankly stupid size of schnitzel

Yarp. A day on Cottesloe. I've been in and out of the water all afternoon

I have substituted lemon gelato

This episode of my holiday is called BEEEEEEACH

My French is better than I thought. I managed to direct/have a lengthy conversation with a French tourist who was gifted with enthusiastic but terrible English skills.

I’ve also picked up a katsu curry bowl and am ready to withdraw into seclusion for the evening.

Smuggling. Shhhh

They're either the most chill critters in the universe or else they're shatteringly stupid. I do not know which. It could be either

People are getting seasick on this ferry. I am not one of them (I don't get seasick, I'm very comfortable on open water) but the ferry staff have checked on me twice.

I can only assume they've seen me stand up and made the wrong guess

He sat on my foot