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After a recent storm demolished my greenhouse, I #BuiltBackBetter with this shitty poultry fence that the previous owner left in my garage. Legally, it's a fence!

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[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But is it locked? Better slap a padlock on it somewhere, then give it two slaps and say "no one's getting in there".

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure is bro, you can see it on the front right post up near the top 😎

[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Not going to lie, even after you pointed it out, it took me a minute to find it lol. Hell yeah, that'll keep her secure.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You must speak the words precisely, or else the barrier will not seal

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t see any way in. Impenetrable.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm a little nervous I won't be able to get in at harvest time, it's basically Fort Knox

[–] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sucks that your greenhouse got mega fucked but at least the plants survived!

At some point you may be thankful for the additional airflow too, maybe it's a blessing in disguise.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly if I could do it all over I would have started with the fence. But I would have spent my greenhouse budget on it and actually have done it right instead of this pile of wire.

[–] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Live and learn. Cultivation is an experience.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love how bare minimum these laws are to protect themselves from public liability sometimes. We told them it needed a fence with a lock, it’s a fence with a lock, not our problem. Haha

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My biggest gripe is plant counts. I can grow a plant in a thimble and it counts the same as that big bastard in the middle with a trunk as big as my wrist. Any law with any sort of sense or thought should be about square feet of canopy, not plant counts like wtf

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Eh that’s tough, there’s always gonna be loopholes, a SOG and a mother gets stupid fast results, any laws should address the sale/distribution and public safety, but I also don’t want to be discluded from sharing with friends either.

More lax laws means more money spent policing it, it’s tough to balance everything.