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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If you're not a member of the Party we cannot guarantee your rights or safety.

Taxation without representation you say?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Isn't this literally what the Republicans said would happen if we had communism?

[–] Hupf 1 points 1 month ago

In democratic America you can always find a party. In republican America, party always finds you.

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do I need to have a membership card, or is there a specific hand gesture I can do to prove my loyalty to attend the town heil meeting

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

a special armband with a lovely black cross thingy depicted on it around the left upper arm, and your right arm outstretched up at a 45 degree angle.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Rs are so afraid of pushback, it's hilariously sad. They're really weird!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Wasn't there some study a few years ago that scientifically differentiated "conservative" brains based on their overwhelming fear response to like, everything? Pretty sure there was.

[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

That's some soft ass snowflake shit.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Then don't call it a townhall. It's a party meeting.

[–] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 18 points 1 month ago

Please be advised that tonight’s townhall is a private event.

Then stop calling it a “town hall” when it’s really a circlejerk echo chamber, you fucking turnip.

[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sure but it's the liberals that are snowflakes right? Are they scared of sNoWFlaKes?

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

You can take a quick glance at Andy Biggs wikipedia and see what a patriot he is!

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

give them the boot

We want to but we don't have any power right now. Give us a special early election where we can voice our anger. Otherwise we can't do shit because the most heavenly armed capital will just mow us down with guns.

Edit: heavenly is heavily, autocorrect is pro USA I guess.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was that a Christian nationalist pun?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Heh autocorrect and human brain ability to read what it wants to when proof reading.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Gonna laugh when they still boo that man, repug status notwithstanding.

[–] VanillaFrosty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Safe spaces for fascists. Every accusation really is a confession lol

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Echo chamber...

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What a stupid fucking shithead. "The 'town hall' is a private event" well enjoy jerking each other off, you fuck. Corrupt asshole idiot.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My theory is that Republican politicans know their policies are shit, and that they themselves are pieces of shit, but lobbyists keep parking garbage trucks full of cash into their garage so they keep going.

How often have you seen the headline "Former Republican Dickwad criticizes Republican policy"

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I mean at this point, what is the republican platform. What do they actually want?

[–] elatedCatfish@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Houseman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

They are using staged audiences cool.

[–] lennee@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every other comment seems on point, but I’m surprised no one has mentioned they are registered republicans. Why would you register with anyone but the one you can fuck with the most?

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

sounds like a great time to use molotovs people.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Lol THEY even USE the all caps for HOT TOPICS. WHAT a JOKE.

[–] TheRealCharlesEames@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lol

Edit: sorry it's not that funny that's just how I cope. republicans can be laughably stupid when not conniving.