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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

A few weeks ago, on Monday morning, I was looking through a PR I was working on and decided to make a ticket to write a new function that would be super useful for my current work. I then leave for meetings for the day, then come back in the afternoon and find some time to write some code, and lo and behold, I see exactly the function I wanted was already written. I wrote it at 4:00 on Friday, docstring and everything, 72 hours before I wrote a ticket to create the function. Until rereading it, I had no memory of writing it.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

when you didn't realise that you've changed the world all this time

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A known defunct WHAT?

Stroke meds run out?

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] vvvv@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

Yes, that's a more proper word. I think I meant that one. Maybe just I should just use bug. Thank you. English is not my first language.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

this sounds personal, are you ok op?

!suspiciouslyspecific@lemmy.world

[–] vvvv@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am perfectly fine. It's just another day of being a completely normal programmer. Thanks.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

blink twice if you’re in danger