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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon needs help to solve the mystery (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Aliens

[–] ChaosX6@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon ate too much hot sauce and it dissolved

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You only make the mistake of using a calcium carbonate buttplug once.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The chocolate buttplug

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Perhaps Anon inserted it in a dream?

[–] dumpsterac1d@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It was all a dream

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

I don’t want to guess

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole

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