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[–] Blackout@kbin.run 20 points 1 month ago

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

No, bologna is a city in italy

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup. Fried bologna tastes like hot dogs. It’s pretty good in a grilled cheese.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now. You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 month ago

Geez, don't have a melt down.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I occasionally will sprinkle shredded cheese in the pan and then set an almost perfectly grilled cheese on that until it crisps on the outside. I do this for both sides. This becomes a Cheese, Grilled but i fully and humbly submit to you that this should be allowed to continue being called a Grilled Cheese. Thank you for your time they who are so knowledgeable in the ways of grilling cheese.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is a copy and paste from a post on Reddit that went viral

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How about some pancake hot dogs for dessert...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago

Pigs in a blanket 🤤

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nice! If I may take a guess as to your favourite... Is it "My Bologna" by Al Yankovic ?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You are correct!

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

The fact that there's a period in the caption bothers me more.