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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"That's Brent. He spends 110% of his time on sysops, but he's also assigned to spend 25% of his time on security. So it's probably fine."

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the last 50% is for him to concentrate on finishing high school

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

Lol. Painfully accurate!

"And it's lucky we're paying Brent $11 every hour, so he won't leave us for more money."

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Most companies: "What blue team?"

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 17 points 1 month ago

And staffing. The bus factor is real.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And the red spy in the base

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

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