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[–] rsuri@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Sustaining the space mission, disaster preparedness, and communications efforts across a 14-year timeline would be challenging due to budget cycles, changes in political leadership, personnel, and ever-changing world events," the report says.

First administration: "We must do something about the asteroid. I've started a plan to divert it, but it'll take several years."

Second administration: "The asteroid is a corrupt globalist conspiracy. We never needed to divert asteroids in the past, why do we supposedly need to spend all your hard-earned tax dollars on this all of a sudden? I will prove my anti-elitist attitudes by cancelling the asteroid program as soon as I take office."

Third administration: "Yes we recognize that the asteroid is a threat, but as we saw last time there's just too much political resistance to solving it. Let's focus on other priorities that we can solve."

[–] Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Yea that and panic at the end !

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We've already solved this. We just need to train a team of dysfunctional oil drillers to send up to the asteroid.

[–] Buttons@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

🎵 Don't wanna close my eyes 🎵

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't even remember what movie that was

[–] Button777777@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Armageddon, the mega block buster hit movie of 1998

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! I can't for the life of me remember when I watched that, especially since I wasn't even alive when that came out. Maybe we watched it in school or something

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not to be confused with the other mega block buster hit movie about an asteroid hitting earth released one month earlier in 1998, Deep Impact.

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Deep Impact is to Armageddon as Volcano is to Dante's Peak.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 3 months ago

almost forgot about Dante's peak. that was the shit!

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I would have sworn it was Space Cowboys. Shit.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (13 children)

We can't even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually we DID. Tho' only for a little while. And the results were enormous. The B/Yamgata Influenza lineage appears to have gone extinct. The cool part is we weren't even trying to do anything with those specific efforts to affect influenza. All of which should encourage us to cooperate more.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please give us more cool facts!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Doctor Ignaz Semmelweiss in the mid-1800s suggested that obstetricians should wash and sterilize their hands before attending their patients to reduce the chance of postpartum infection. He was rejected by the medical community, ridiculed by colleagues, and eventually locked in an asylum where he was killed.

We're sliding back in time.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

People forget the most important bit. The clapback to Semmelweiss from other doctors was "A doctor's hands are always clean!"

Humans are irrational fucking idiots and we prove it daily. The number of us who are willing to protect our own in-group over things they don't deserve to be protected over is too damn high.

[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

Semmelweiss is also partially responsible for the widespread rejection of his findings. He basically called doctors who did not follow his advice murderers which naturally didn't help his popularity. Antagonising someone who you are trying to convince usually just entrenches their opinions further.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago

We can’t even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

  • No one washes their hands — Increased infection rates.
  • Research doctors don't work — Reduced cure research speed.
  • Sick people given hugs — Infectivity increased once spotted.
    -- Plague Inc. description of Easy Difficulty (Written before the 2020 COVID-19 Lockdown)
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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It was a great movie - sadly, because it was so accurate. Provided that you can call a sci-fi movie accurate. But after the pandemic and shit, "don't look up" looks like a playbook for a meteor extinction level event

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

What's funny is that movie released during the pandemic, so it seemed like that was the thing it was commenting on, but actually it was filmed before the pandemic and was originally meant as a commentary on climate change. What it shows is that humanity's modern tribalism is remarkably predictable. No matter what the problem, we will turn it into an us versus them situation where getting anything meaningful done becomes an uphill battle.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

That's okay, humanity had s good run. I imagine we'll have extinctified ourselves way before a space rock could do it. A+ for trying though.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

We are not at a point where the "global community" is more than a few competing, egoistic and greedy tribes with clashing world views, so that's no surprise.

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[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Sorry don't you mean let's fund AI?

/s

[–] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Congress is making laws about bathrooms and genitals like a bunch of 6th graders running a minecraft server. Of course we can't handle fucking asteroid defense.

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It reminds me of how tech companies are all scrambling to use AI. There was a funny article recently where the author pointed out that these companies are struggling to do very basic things, so the idea that they could somehow tackle AI in a way that's useful and profitable is silly.

Here's the article, very entertaining and worth the read.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe the 10 commandments posted in every Louisiana classroom will stop the asteroids.

[–] Korkki@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I haven't had much hope that if there was an major asteroid racing towards earth that there could be much done about it, but I also know that likelyhood of it is very small so there is no need to lose sleep over it.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Achievement unlocked: discovering the Great Filter.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

If an asteroid were to hit the Earth large enough to cause human extinction, it would save us the embarrassment of killing ourselves from poisoning the climate or microplastic pollution.

I'm pretty sure we navigated nuclear holocaust, but we haven't fully ruled it out either.

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Real talk, an asteroid wiping us out would only expedite the inevitable. If we could pull together and deflect an asteroid, there's hope. If not, we failed the test and die with the consequences. But we don't need the asteroid to fail this test. We're making great strides towards destroying our home with home field advantage.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Whenever I dare to hope about the lofty, admirable star trek future, I remember that space is completely unforgiving and we just aren't up to the task for anything more than a token selfie by the best dozen humans we can possibly produce with great effort and training.

As a species, we aren't going to spread out there. Still too primitive, and probably too self-destructive to make it out of this phase of evolution. This might be one of those great filters scientists postulate as to why there aren't signals from innumerable civilizations out there.

We aren't even capable of caring for one another, let alone the EASIEST to maintain, most naturally human friendly habitat we would ever encounter in the cosmos as we evolved to fit it. No airlocks, the air/water/waste recycling was already fully automated, all we had to do was not recklessly grow/metastasize to the point we strain the absolutely massive system out of greed and glut, and stop carelessly shitting where we sleep. We all know how that's been going since we figured out how to make dead animal poison rocket us accross town.

Master space? Master planetary defense? We can't even defend this world from our own habitual consumerism. We'll be lucky if we aren't scattered tribes living near the old hardened structures of the before times for emergency shelter from the new normal weather events in a hundred years. We're already starting to argue over the resources it's taking to rebuild population centers from the current new normal. We have played pretend we were since human civilization began, but we are NOT and never have been this world's owners or masters, and we are still very much its subject.

And Reminder, what we're doing and have been doing in decades won't be undone for millions of years. The Earth is a self-correcting system, and the damage we're doing is inconsequential to its 3.8 billion year old, beautiful story of life growing out of every crevice, just not on a timescale humans can benefit from or even truly appreciate.

Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell - Great Filter

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I remember that space is completely unforgiving and we just aren’t up to the task for anything more than a token selfie

"Wow, rude!" -- Carl Sagan, probably

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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