Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal
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Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?
Who needs to turn their sperm release on and off so quickly? I understand wanting it to be easier than surgery but no one needs it so fast that you flip a switch. Deciding to have kids is a huge decision that often takes months of fucking to succeed at.
What if you don't want to have kids with your concubine, but do want to have kids with your wife? What then... Mr smarty pants?
It's for when you need to pee
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We all know pee is stored in the balls.
So this is just a piss switch.
(Which would actually be a real issue solver for folk with incontinence issues.)
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Roses are red, this drink's made from laudanum...
If this was controlled by your Google home, it would need a battery, which would need to be recharged. Imagine saying "hey Google, turn my balls off" and getting "I can't reach that device" because you forgot to recharge your ball switch last night.....
We're living in the future
Like others, I don't have a use for my balls anymore. It sure would be nice to keep them around looking good though. But anyway, could I please just get the euphoria stimulus! I don't really care for all the gooey mess.
I mean if you're that worried it'd be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.
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"Mods, deactivate this man's balls."