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Clever Comebacks

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Monkey's paw. 4chan is full of men who never looked at a woman.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Well not one whose last name wasn't jpeg, at any rate

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

"I have no arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run from you."

"Well how good are you in bed?"

"What do you think I used to push the wheelchair?"