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[–] palebluethought@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure this guy thinks that rules against holding foreign feudal titles applies to receiving a copy of his vehicle registration... Because they're both called "titles," and of course as a sovereign citizen he counts as a "foreign state".

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Wow. That's probably it and it's so much funnier.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The Constitution has magic words and if you invoke them in the right ceremony, you can avoid being found liable or guilty by a judge.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Now that's fine next level entitlement

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did he try scribbling some random shit sideways on a piece of paper?

[–] ineffable@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In red, I repeat red ink. And CAPITALS

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I almost forgot! Thanks for the correction, wouldn’t want it to get denied.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Something something maritime whatever.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's a 45 degree angle to you.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Also, because of this, when an officer comes to serve the warrant, you're entitled to use the words,

"Fuck off you stupid pig, I have a gun and will shoot you through the door!"

Totally legal.