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The whole I can’t believe I’m here, this is a dream come true. Does she not realize that anyone can be a D23 member…you just need to buy a membership. Not as special as she thinks it is…though free is probably nicer lol

Is anyone else still mad she seemingly got away with the “shrinking Shane” video. She really should’ve got FARRRRR more heat for that than she did. It bothers me so much because that was by far her most obvious use of filters yet and it just got swept under the rug.

Idk who could’ve done it but it really should’ve made more rounds on social media for a bigger audience to see. Just another thing she gets away with though :(

A healthy reminder for the Queen of Filters.

I knew her bs Disney post a few weeks ago sounded familiar!

This is ridiculous. Where has two thirds of her whole body gone

Does she actually think people care about her outings to Costco 😴😴😴

ETA: not HER judging Shane for buying something of interest to him when she’s literally out every day of the week buying more shit they don’t need. She’s the worst, how can he even stand to be with her. (Although they don’t seem like they eat many things to need a smoker but that’s his choice to get one and she needs to stfu)

So she was silent because her therapist and business guide told her to take a day off from social media every so often. About time someone told her to do so. Maybe they should tell her to not share every moment of her life while they’re at it? And maybe to not share every moment of poor L’s life anymore.

But never fear! She’s back and it’s a busy week!! 🙄 and then she comes back and shares pictures from the weekend like she wasn’t posting all day from the pool just on Sunday lmao

I wonder how Shane feels having to film her while she eats a cookie, what stupid fucking content.

Imagine your mom having to make a show and dressing like this to take you to a movie lol. I know it’s a movie premiere but still, you’re going with your 13 year old son!!!

She so badly hopes she sees Ryan Reynolds and he’ll mistake her for Blake or something lol

Love Janette’s story poking fun at Sarah and the hello kitty crackers 😂

The SAHM that has endured so much trauma has finally worked her way up to using the BBQ for the 2nd time in 40 years! 👏 bravo BirdShit Gold fucking Star ⭐️

When you claim your body is the least interesting about you but finally admit it is all you got.

Calls Shame in to look at her shitty dress and is all of a sudden not embarrassed for him to watch her record a story. She is the ultimate hypocrite.

I don’t think she understands the show is about the photographer not the subjects. And…of course she did a topless photo shoot

Do people actually believe this crap!!!!!!?? She literally puts ALL of her life online expect her running. Unless it’s at Disney that is

Wonder if she’ll ever have breakthrough about why she uses filters constantly and lies about it? I’m just waiting for the day she has a big cry about that because she can’t keep up her fraud ways anymore.

Twisters is about to be pushed aside for a Deadpool personality after tonight 🙄🤡

Why is she posting pics like this from B and L’s bathroom? Go take these pics in your own bathroom. Once again, that Iceland ass is MIA haha

For those of you in Canada. Please be sure to use this weeks Canadian tire flyer as your puppy’s pee pad or in your fire pit 🙄

I bet it absolutely KILLS her to play this not posting all day game because we all know how addicted she is to posting. She just wants attention, she’s always so transparent.

Tomorrow it’ll be “omg so many of you messaged me with concern, I just needed a day as my PMDD has been so awful” wah wah poor Sarah, pulling the PMDD disappearing act before going on a trip.

Sarah was out at the thrift store again today and picked up a vintage Victoria Secret sweater just like one she had when she was in high school. She regrets donating it. This woman’s attachment to things from her childhood is really strange to me. Has she mentioned anymore intensive therapy sessions? She should talk about why she needs all these things surrounding her - the childhood toys and clothes - but I doubt she’s continued. She did say it was exhausting!

What is this absolute nonsense? A video on loop of her child pulling down the front of her bathing suit bottom. It’s completely unnecessary 🤬

Does anyone have any idea what she would be paid for the cup deal? I’m curious to know how something like this works.

What a shock, she’s out shopping again at the thrift stores 🙄 she’s addicted good lord. Judges Shane for buying something he wants and she’s out buying “vintage” le chateau shoes, she needs a better hobby.

"So anyway" is how I really feel about her posts. Especially lately. Grasping at straws these days. Nontent. Boring. Irrelevant