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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get fired by dog hating boss

Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along

Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees

Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy

Thanks puppy

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Just let the puppy drive, get 2 birds stoned at once

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Today must be "dig up ancient greentexts" day.

[–] homicidalrobot@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

11 total posts in this community. I realize these are ancient, but unlike reddit, they haven't already been shared here dozens of times by different users with the same exact topic line. Let 'em fill it in

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

2019 is ancient now?

[–] bzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Today must be “I’m an ass” day.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.