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nathan mahoney kills another ceo

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 249 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can't wait for this trend to arrive here.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago

Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!

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[–] DmMacniel 211 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.

though.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 112 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

:(

Everyone, if you're stabbing someone don't leave the knife in. It's gonna block most of the bleeding and give the "victim" higher chances of survival

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

And maybe twist if you have the time....

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 2 weeks ago

And maybe twist if you have the time....

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[–] _LordMcNuggets_ 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So you're saying I can remove it and stab again??

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As many times as you want!

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.

This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you've got a real knife and know what you're doing but it's more effort than it's worth otherwise, and the one thing that won't work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.

Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it's just unpleasant.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

This guy deposes

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch's and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It's harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you'd never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.

A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 202 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

All the companies I've worked for have said they're more like families. Families fight sometimes. I think all of these matters should remain between family members.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

DV is a serious and well known issue. These CEOs should've seen it coming.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

A domestic you could say.

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 195 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Workplace violence has always been a thing in the US. As a phenomena, it predates the era of school shootings. It's so common that I feel comfortable predicting that this man's motives were a personal grievance, not class warfare.

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if school shootings are acceptable and there's the chance for many many victims, America should quite happily accept CEO murders to continue.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 2 weeks ago

Depending on the grievance it might still be "class warfare" depending on how loosely you define it.

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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 124 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

His name better fucking be Mario.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…

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[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 113 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Hey maybe school shootings will go down now

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 114 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

CEO’s are the new classrooms

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

And then congress with actually do something about it...

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[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Boardrooms are the new classrooms, if you will

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[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 2 weeks ago

More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.

[–] Tin@lemmy.world 86 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He probably gave them a membership to the jelly of the month club instead of a Christmas bonus.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Top reference, I will always upvote the greatest christmas movie of all time

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[–] hydration9806@lemmy.ml 81 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, they'll just WFH. They're important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don't apply to them.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You guys realize this company is tiny, right? The guy stabbed isn't some rich CEO. He just runs a machine shop. In Muskegon. Which is basically nowhere. Also, the guy is expected to live, and Nathan was arrested in 15 minutes. This story is no comparison, it's just sad.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it's to school children?

Not much of a choice

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

Easy choice

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[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They make tank parts, fyi.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago

Like...for fish tanks?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 55 points 2 weeks ago

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it's not from the lower class!!

/s

[–] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 weeks ago

They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 26 points 2 weeks ago

it's starting

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

kills another CEO? MSN article says the CEO will have a speedy recovery.

also don't think this guy deserved it so.... great shitpost! lol

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[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I'm holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.

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