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My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:

Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.

Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.

People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet

Gravy Seal.

He looks like that old fat fuck that washes up at a camping trip who everyone knows and no one wanted them there.

Please enjoy. https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

I'd say that chair is Under Seige.

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.

That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.

If he isn't so full of himself.

He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.

Oh how the turntables

What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?

Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

From Space Ice - Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down

Edit: Fixed link

I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?

I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.