this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago
isBird = True
[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 6 days ago

Whatever does it for you. We don’t shame here.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Bird flu, probably.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

This woman loves birds, she makes lots of hats that allows birds to sit near her.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

but how are you gonna your mouth around it from here?