well hey you only have 3 holes to a person
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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What if you want to triple stuff?
7 unless you include the belly button.
Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!
So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?
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At first I was like "barbaric", but then I thought to myself that 6 dildos per person sounds abundant. I've decided to believe that they were about to fight an owner of 7 dildos and implemented that ban to reduce their power. Like "there are 7 of us and you have only 6 dildos what are you going to do" because the 7th dildo would be illegal.
And yes I know that the grounds of this ban are absurd and barbaric, I do wish hunger and pestilence upon those who voted it in, it's just that any discussion regarding it had to be hilarious. What are they trying to prevent by restricting the access to 7th dildo, gang wars?
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