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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Really, what's more American than solving problems with a gun

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"And if that don't work, use more gun!"

-- America in a nutshell

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Solving a problem with TWO guns!

[–] Wofls 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it" - Maxim 6

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That is a wild link

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

if it works...

[–] School_Lunch@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hereby nominate "The Adjuster" for president. He now can not be prosecuted and all investigations against him are no more than political witch hunts.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wonder if this simple trick can be used to lower prices at the grocery store? Just saying.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

If we can have school shootings, why not CEO shootings? It’s only fair.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah, but Chapelle wouldn't know... He took a bribe from Musky Boi and now many of his former fans think he's trash (me included).

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

He’s also a massive landlord in the Dayton area

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I stopped watching Chappelle since the whole trans bashing thing, but someone sent me a link of him yesterday that made me laugh. He's at least well aware that Trump is a terrible pick for poor people.

https://youtube.com/shorts/LbXj8o9MrOU

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He also went to a town hall meeting to encourage denying poor people from moving into his neighbourhood, because it would lower his house price...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean...

I'M RICH BIAAATCH

Coincidentally, the other line from that sketch also fits Dave's lifestyle

I got enough cigarettes here to last me and my family for the rest of our LIVES!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm unaware, do you have a source I could read up on?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Careful now, our owners can discuss killing us for ice cold, sociopathic profit over drinks at fun lil conferences using loopholes and technicalities after they were paid in advance to protect their customers lives but chose not to.

We can only say "thank you and I love you daddy profiteers" back or we'll be silenced.

thank you and I love you daddy profiteers ♥️

I feel free. Don't you feel free? We feel free. Please let us live insurance gods and may your profits be glorious and your denied claim money rinsed of all that nasty blood.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Remember when the ACA was being debated? How the biggest talking point in the media was "Death Panels"?

Health Insurance companies are literally the exact Death Panels that idiots were screaming about.

I feel like more people should make that connection.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the class struggle Karl Marx was talking about?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think Marx expected more struggle, given the amount of guns in circulation.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been seeing so many theories about him. And if the one saying he is British turns out to be true I'm going to laugh so hard. The irony will be delightful.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh look up the French, it would be more likely 😂

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly an European would be pretty funny. But le French would be on brand.

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

There are only four boxes from which we can effect change

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_boxes_of_liberty

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The government may not negotiate with terrorists, but corporations are absolutely terrified of them. Do with that information what you will. :)