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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago

Oh god I haven’t even ventured on LinkedIn to see the corpo simping

Dude is a real one tho

[–] coyootje@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Lol and on LinkedIn too, not much virtual anonimity there. Hope his company thinks about it similarly, otherwise he might be in for a rough time.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

The fucking balls on this person to post this publicly on LinkedIn is wild. Mad respect.

Or maybe it's a troll account.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 43 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 28 points 2 weeks ago

But where's the big red circle to show me where to look?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sooooo much better. All OP is missing is “Nobody:”

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

But then we miss the lady simping for fucking United Healthcare.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

What's an oilfield completions consultant? Is Jobe giving handies behind the mud tanks?

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I only read deep fried content

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. I do wedding photos and birthdays too.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get irrationally angry when people, like the second comment, CAPITALIZE random words FOR no reason. I just can't.. why are YOU shouting RANDOMLY

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's so you can see precisely who's boot she's licking

[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Its fascinating to see the post under it, there's some class collaborationism at work. I always find it interesting when people from the upper classes or ruling class take on like worker affectations, like cowboy hats or trucks; and when people from a working class or educated middle class, who is exploited but still sees collaboration with the ruling class as a means to their own success, because believe me "Real Estate Negotiation Expert" is an aspirational job title, kiss ass or signal that they can be relied on to step on and over their peers.

The aspirational middle manager who jumps in the comments for a CEO getting Adventuretime'd offering "deepest condolences", as well as offering the same sympathy to a victim of their own class in the event of a tragedy, is the rarest butterfly of all.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm deeply saddened"

Oh STFU.

[–] eran_morad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Some people say goddamn cringy stuff.

This random real estate agent never even met this person, It's so pathetic how they felt the need to post about their "sympathies".

As for "sympathies with his colleagues", if CEO of the company I work for was murdered I would be absolutely fine with it. I don't know the guy, what do I care?

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Call 'em 'trickmen' now.