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The culprit has been found (lemmy.ml)
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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, that genocider wouldn't ever do such a good deed.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe the CEO had expressed some kind of mild support for not killing Palestinians one time.

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't be a division CEO of a major US corporation without being an Israel LARPer...

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he expressed so much love for Israel, he accidentally threatened to take over as Prime Minister.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 26 points 2 weeks ago

All clear then, never happened

[–] anas@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I agree, I was there.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can confirm I was there

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I seen him!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nah, killing one person who kills thousands is worthy of a warrant; killing thousands yourself isn't. just make sure they're brown enough so you can get the US as your pocket support.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How much money has the public paid for the police response? How many drive by shootings in New York merit this sort of investigation?

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

ya, but the CEO was people, no one of value dies to drive by.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking Travis Bickle.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Please don't go making titles like that, you very briefly got me immensely disappointed

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes I am a witness and I clearly recognize Benjamin Netanyahu as the sole perpetrator. Please @NYPD give me my 10k$ for the tip now

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was Mr bean at first

[–] God_Is_Love@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can someone post the name of the guy on the right for those of us who don't know? I don't know what to google to find out 😂

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Netanyahu

[–] God_Is_Love@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago

Thank you!!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Username certainly checks out!