cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/48297483
200%? You sound like a commie. 2000%!
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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I would absolutely LOVE to find someone who genuinly believes there are microchips in the vacines.
I would DARE them to call their local Walgreens, and offer to buy the vaccines. Then tell them they cdn make a profit selling JUST the microchips.
And when they call walgreens, I need to record it. No, no, even better. I will walk with them to walgreens, so I can video tape the pharmasists vidual reaction. No! No! EVEN BETTER!!! I WILL RECORD THE PHARMASIST, AND HAVE A FRIEND RECORD THE IDIOT!!!
OH! OH!!! CAN WE MIC THE PHARMASIST FIRST??? OOOOOOO!!!!! I absolutely want clear audio from her. 8k video feed as she looks on, at an adult man, who's fully serious, as he asks her to extract the microchips, so they can sell them.
Come on. You KNOW you'd watch that shit if I threw it up on youtube!!!
There is a problem with this plan: A public-serving pharmacist is unlikely to want to sell in bulk to anyone, and especially not someone who is ranting or deluded.
As such, your vaccine conspiracy theorist will come away thinking that they weren't given the vaccines because "they knew we'd find the chips".
You'd basically have to break the law to break the conspiracy: Steal the vaccines. (This is a hypothetical. Do not steal the vaccines.)
And even then, I'm sure the conspiracy theorist would come up with some way of explaining why that batch didn't have the chips in it. "They were too small for even the microscope to see." / "They knew we were coming and let us steal fakes." / "They're arresting us to keep up the act." / "I bet this prison food has microchips in it too."
I think you may be misled about the plan. The plan here isn't to teach the idiot that he's an idiot, and that everything they know is wrong.
The plan here is to let the idiot publically be an idiot. Without sarcasm or irony. Just let them be dumb, and allow the pharmist to react on film.
Ya know......because it'd be funny!