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Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
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The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."
That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.
I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Thus solving the problem once and for all.
The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy
I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
"So, what you think you just explained was..."
"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"
Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
"Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink"
"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"
"... An idea?"
Hey, Professor. You're a professor.
Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.
Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.
I've been known to day, "I did do the nasty in the past-y," when I discover I've made a mistake.
Robot house
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!
I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!
"Your mother!"
I could do without these boobs flopping about
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
"wooooooooo"
I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
This is so fucking relevant in the IT field
I have it framed on my wall at work.
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"
"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "
"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"
I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!
To shreds, you say..
Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...
"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.
Its a beige alert!
"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
"You're going to do his laundry?"
Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"
This reminds me of another great Professor quote.
Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.
Fry: What’s the matter compressor?
Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.