Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 23 hours ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] noxy@yiffit.net 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

damnit now I want a dozen Casio F91-W just to try this.

except I don't wanna get added to that particular....wait for it...

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Hot damn! You out-dadded me!

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 15 hours ago

dadded

[–] MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago

You could have divided and wrapped it around your fists, like a boxer, but you'd probably end up with too much time on your hands

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.