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God Looks 400 Millennia Younger After Infusing Self With Son’s Blood (theonion.com)
submitted 21 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 7 points 20 hours ago

did he like that little cracker that came with it?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago

That's miraculous!