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[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 28 points 11 hours ago

We didn’t teach em shit, we tricked em with lightning.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 16 hours ago

THEY TAUGHT THE ROCKS TO THINK DAD

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

THEY ARE DRAWING CLEARLY UNDERAGE GIRLS AND CLAIM THEY ARE 900, DAD! DAD? DAD WHAT IS THIS GREEN WEBSITE!? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW LAPTOPS?! OH GOD! I MEAN, YOU, I MEAN... MICHAEL! MICHAEL HELP!

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Deity theft is no joke Jim! Millions suffer every year

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Many of the Bible's authors seem of the opinion that humanity was created to be co-creators, and that intelligence and knowledge are gifts from God, I suspect teaching rocks to think is something He likes.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

To be fair, many of the Bible's authors are highly unreliable narrators due to being high, drunk, or just actively psychotic at the time of writing 🤷

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Not to mention that the gospels were written well after the people they're named for died

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago
[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago

Its a common theme in memes nowadays, but it does make sense. Here you are, driving to a stupid meeting in a cage looking out and seeing a beautiful sunrise. But you can’t stop, because if you do you won’t get whatever they told you you will get.

[–] sexy_peach 5 points 15 hours ago

Well in many parts of the world these trees only have fruit for a few months of the year...

[–] Hupf 4 points 16 hours ago