He became homeless and was forced to sleep on the bench
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2024
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No! Little Brittle! He wasn't supposed to go in the light!
Daylight savings time has killed more vampires than wooden stakes ever did
It disappeared into low quality JPG artifacts.
Forgot about DST
That is technically a suicide scene.
Went out for a smoke
Vampires tend not to react well to sunlight. Seems like he just wanted to see the sunrise one last time, and somehow missed seeing Interview With a Vampire.
This also happens if you play the ol' trombone for 8 hours straight
The only moral act a vampire can perform
Old habits die hard.
So it had only been a few days since she got transformed. When she was still human, she used to sleep in on Sundays.
Tik-Tok algorithm got 'em.