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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, hi... you're going to open me? I see...I guess you don't feel like making any real food.... again. Or maybe you just can't cook. You should really do better, if nobody taught you to cook I guess it's unlikely there's anyone out there who particularly cares if you look after yourself but you should really have a little self respect. If that's too hard for you, at the very least some basic survival instinct. I saw how many cans of soup you had in there with me, it's a miracle you're still breathing, frankly. Oh well...go ahead and pry me open, what's one more failure at this point.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

"You think I have bad taste? Oh honey, look at that top you're wearing."

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

thy end is meow

[–] Pacmanlives@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I miss having Marc’s such a cheap place to shop

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Condescend means to talk down to people.

[–] dorumon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I recognize that parking lot and Marc’s. It’s in upper Ohio somewhere where I live.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why does that look like Photoshop?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Because why would a grocery store in these modern days ever advertise canned food on sale, on a folding sign? That sort if things is more for special promotions.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago