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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

30 years ago: Dude, let the guy in he’s practically asking.

Now: Dude just leave my food. Sorry man but you know. Peace.

A little bit after now: You aren’t really gonna report man right? I tipped but dude I can’t do those other buttons man.

[–] BennyInc 12 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of that standup bit from Milton Jones (I think it was him):

Anyone here have cats?

Your house stinks.