A Boring Dystopia

So does he have a mini McDonald's on his plane? Because that shot doesn't have the best heat retention, so if he doesn't have one then that's some cold as or horribly reheated McDonald's.

Imagine having $300 billion and 12 kids and this is how you choose to spend the limited time you have.

The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world, and this dumbass will be ordering McD's and KFC for 4 years.

This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸'Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are again. Hope Americans are proud.

Do they a) have a McDonalds Kitchen on the plane b) eat warmed up Burgers and Frys c) eat lukewarm Burgers and Frys

Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.

Musk being best buds with the President of the USA is legit friggin' scary, speaking as a foreigner.

Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.

In fairness to him, he looks genuinely uncomfortable just holding it for this paid publicity shot. Not enough raw bear meat in it for him.

Boycott McDonalds, sponsors of Fascism 2025.

Has the same vibes as homelander forcing the deep to eat the octopus.

USA didn't vote for a female president for the first time but at least you now have a male first lady for the first time.

Never has more divorce been captured in a single photograph

Republicans: We want to get rid of the elite in power.

Republicans:

Such a low IQ photo.

This is so weird. Why is the dude displaying his fries like he's proud of them?

They all look so happy, like kids having a birthday party in a giant ball pit.

A real meeting of the mindless.

I hope they all have strokes.

Wow, I can say with confidence that this is the first time I've ever wished for a plane to crash. Just one patriotic pilot is all it would take.

I really don't like that these shitstains make me feel such vitriol...

It's a shame no one ever gave Elon Musk the "You're good enough I guess, please stop calling your ex-wife, move on." talk to end his midlife crisis...

Reality is too much

Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.

This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.

Not shown: perfectly normal JD Vance humping the backrest from behind Trump while violently stuffing his face with a cold cheeseburger.

It's been so odd seeing Trump cabinet picks come in because it feels like he is just picking conservative celebrities, rather then actual politicians. Like it's still kinda crazy that fucking Elon Musk is gonna be in government.

Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating

What a proud moment for the USA

If there was ever a nicer place to hit with a hellfire missile...

Don, Jr.: My dad put these fries in the box himself! hurr durr

i'm comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy

Why is Musk's hands so damn big?