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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

[–] angrymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market

Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10

[–] Googlyman64@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I bet she didn't even tip.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Single Mother

One Corpse....

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

[–] soloner@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This man is definitely not Jesus

[–] genuineparts@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

Well he's the only man in the Sky. Anyway you guys are the real heroes.