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[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 51 points 1 week ago

"It was a stupidity, a mistake," he told Bild newspaper. "I am getting serious threats. I have apologised to St Pauli."

Why do these people always think just throwing in a "lol jk" is gonna make this better somehow?

[–] nichtburningturtle 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Wrufieotnak 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AfD would also be possible, except they wouldn't resign. So ok, you are right.

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What’s that supposed to mean? Have you seen these guys? They are all weirdos… like that FDP kinkster supreme

e: what I don’t get is why this guy even had a sex doll ready to go in the first place.. ‘oops it just jumped in my shopping cart?!’

[–] nichtburningturtle 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean he's a christian conservative ofcourse he has some weird kinks.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 1 week ago

it's not about what ends up going public it's about the taboo. if it was socially acceptable they wouldn't be doing it in the first place.

this is why conservatives love legislating morality. Every accusation is a confession.

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 27 points 1 week ago

When you take "fuck nazis" a little too literally.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I don't understand

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Why would you do that

Who looks at someone's Nazi Sex doll t-shit and genuinely chuckles?

The only reasonable reaction is "Wass Der fick, why are you wearing that shit in public, you fuckin weirdo"