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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No outrage over the tan suit?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ah you noticed that every president since WWII has worn tan suits. Very good.

[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He's got a jaw like Quagmire

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And he left more people fucked.

[–] goodthanks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Because he crept into their houses at night and wrecked up the place.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Those are jowls

AROOO

[–] Wardacus16@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He looks like Jimmy Carr with a bigger jaw.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Ha-ha-haaaawhhh!

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jimmy's older, shittier brother.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Look Billy Carter was a drunk but no one was ever as drunk as Nixon in the White House

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Richard Nixon always looked like he was born with extra face.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Charlie kirk is his arch nemesis.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis. A good republican body.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

And then popped those two beetles in his mouth one in each cheek.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Before his jowels grew in

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

He looks like he has ultramumps

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Richard Nixon always looks less polished than JFK of his era, because Slicky Dick refused to wear makeup for TV and pictures, thinking it was woman's stuff.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It's funny, I've seen so many caricatures of Nixon that I forgot what he actually looked like.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

He got one in his hand, one in his mouth

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

"My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!" ―Richard M. Nixon

[–] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is that a bible in front of him?

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well he was a republican, so probably

It's one of their starter pack accessories

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

It wasn't really unique before him. He is the reason for the identity of modern Republicans as the party of the bible thumping, bigoted southerners. Before Nixon, neither party really tried to court that demographic. Nixon changed the game and is responsible for most of the modern political tribalism.

[–] Gamoc@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

They use it for both blocking criticism and to beat people with.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

“No mom I swear I’m making them… uh… fight