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[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 40 points 2 weeks ago

He probably got his Germans in Kindergarten.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 weeks ago

Ich kann relatieren.

[–] Senseless 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Das kannst du gar nicht beweisen, du kleiner Hosenscheißer!

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the German onomatopoeia for a sneeze?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gesund = Health

Heit = ness/is

Gesundheit = [Have] Healthiness

Translator guides/apps: "FATHER LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO ART IN HEAVEN BLESS THIS SICK LAMB AND RID HIM OF HIS DEMONS, BLESS YOU, AMEN!"

[–] einkorn 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My sneezes do sound like I’m screaming “Achtung!”

[–] troglodyte_mignon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn’t know that you could say Gesundheit in English.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] troglodyte_mignon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

“Bless you”, I guess? I just wasn’t expecting a German loan word in that circumstance. And people even seem to pronounce it correctly!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anzo@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Du hast unseren Bandnamen falsch geschrieben.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, Rammstein then. Fcking Germans!

[–] Johanno 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wouldn't be a real German without being a Grammar Nazi.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Und ich hab nichts gesagt