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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] Ediacarium 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Three hits, one miss

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

The dates 💀

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] Michal@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 3 weeks ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

missed about 23 years so far