My favorite is 294. It's not under containment, it just has guards beside it in the break room and only authorized personnel can use it.
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I would like one cup of scp 294's liquid components
This one was super interesting!
Blood of Christ and getting red wine is a Chad move
I think my favourite sentence is:
As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture.
I find it odd that the SCP foundation would have to worry about money, but we all know how bean counters are.
Isn’t there one, 3008, that’s just an endless ikea with staff monsters inside
Im not well versed in scp but I remember reading the entry and a journal from the perspective of a victim and made a really good read
Or an office chair with clothes piles on it.
Holy shit, it's in my bedroom D:
Oh shit. It may take your shoes or hat.
But not your undergarments, apparently.
Agreed. That's nice of it.
So basically the story of Slurm.
PEPSI MAN.wav
Mmmm.... Pepsibacon... mmmm 🤤
There's one by Hughes that eats your memories. It walks through floors and walls like they aren't there. You can see it coming from far away, even with your eyes closed.
You kill it by beating it to death with a hard drive.
Looks like an office executive type guy.