I WALKED ON YOUR FACE! RETURN TO THE NIGHT!
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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Throw rocks at parked cars. Repeat until you feel better or your ass gets rightfully kicked.
rightfully? depends on the cars
Damaging pollution machines is always the right thing to do.
Hint. Choose an angle !=90° when hurling the rocks.
Alternatively, have a horizontal acceleration of >0 after throwing
Yes. Or try to accelerate the rock to escape velocity (compensate for air friction) and get the chance to really hit the moon as a bonus (and sore muscles).
Why didn't you start with that!
This isn't how wicca works.
You can't swear at the moon. That's too much bad energy. You want that negative energy coming back at you 3 fold?
Moon!
Love me some obvious plant.
Obvious plant!