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[–] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I WALKED ON YOUR FACE! RETURN TO THE NIGHT!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Throw rocks at parked cars. Repeat until you feel better or your ass gets rightfully kicked.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago

rightfully? depends on the cars

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz -1 points 5 days ago

Damaging pollution machines is always the right thing to do.

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Moon!

[–] Hupf 1 points 3 days ago

Kill the Moon

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hint. Choose an angle !=90° when hurling the rocks.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, have a horizontal acceleration of >0 after throwing

[–] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yes. Or try to accelerate the rock to escape velocity (compensate for air friction) and get the chance to really hit the moon as a bonus (and sore muscles).

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Why didn't you start with that!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 6 days ago

This isn't how wicca works.

You can't swear at the moon. That's too much bad energy. You want that negative energy coming back at you 3 fold?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Love me some obvious plant.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

Obvious plant!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Obligatory