promise you'll stop getting a circumcision? What? like it's an ongoing decision like smoking cigarettes?
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Please just explain it; I'm dumb
Honestly I think the OP is trying to tell us that husband was telling his wife, every time they have a baby boy, please stop giving consent to the doctors to circumcise every new baby boy.
I think it's related to scars from cutting yourself. You can get addicted to that. The joke being that the partner confuses the two types of scars
Nobody expects the spanish cirmumcision.
Actually when you are circumcised you can feel that you are going to come, I mean I know for sure because I am. But it's still a lot of fun xD (the meme is still fun)
edit: I'm not understanding why this comment was downvoted. it's just said something that to me is so, is it wrong? maybe I'm being punished for know-it-all? you don't like the idea of being circumcised? i was circumcised when i was 2 years old and because otherwise i couldn't pee
I got a lot of shit for a very trivial comment, but what the fuck... what's wrong with you guys?
Fun fact, you can feel it when you're uncut too. At least, my spouse has never not been able to warn me over 14 years together, so, that doesn't seem like a good reason to mutilate kids' dicks.
well sure it's as you say. i'm just saying that. then as for me i was circumcised for medical reasons (i was pissing myself from all over) so i don't really understand the point of your sentence honestly
Have you ever tried just pulling it back a little bit before you pee?
Thats what I do when its cold outside and I want to pee, but not on me.
Is this satire?
But why is it supposed to be satire sorry?
You actually don't seem to know (which surprised me), so I will tell you. I'm from Brazil, almost nobody here is circumcised. I can say for sure, everybody, circumcised or not, can feel they're about to cum, that has nothing to do with having or not foreskin.
There are people who report that being circumcised makes you a bit less sensitive so you last longer. I cannot confirm or deny that, although it makes sense. But feeling your about to cum is not an ability you unlock for being circumcised.
You said in the edit that you don't understand why you got so much push back. You got it because your comment is very confident in an absolutely wrong fact, that shows a very strong lack of understanding of other people