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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

How many of you disgusting perverts beat your meat standing up? I feel like this could be another version of the 'wiping with toilet paper' debacle where those on the standing and sitting sides can't comprehend how the other does it.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you telling me that some people wipe with toilet paper after they stand up?

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About half, it seems. Shockingly.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use bidets...but standing is objectively worse.

Jesus, how many wipestanders do I know?

how many have I been treating like regular people all these years.

bathroom habits you never thought you would hear about epitomized here:

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0O3ljAcdMQ"

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A worldly man is ready for any scenario. Sitting or standing; it makes no difference.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

When duty calls, we answer

[–] rumschlumpel 13 points 1 month ago

Gotta switch it up sometimes.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whats wrong with doing it standing up though?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It is suboptimal. Should be done while on your knees with your forehead on the ground.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the tentpole method

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey, Kill La Kill is not hentai :(

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

NGL, whenever some weeb is like "Nooooo the point was a deeply metaphorical statement that clothes are imperialism!" or whatever bullshit they're on I just roll my eyes, like when some dork start talking about how Silent needs to breathe through her skin.

It's okay to like to look at girls fighting in fetish gear, women are pretty. I mean, I'd suggest looking at women doing it if you're over a certain age, but Japan gonna Japan on that.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 21 points 1 month ago

It's one animation from it.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My son, let Google guide you to Zone-tan.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That video really helps families cum together.

[–] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, wtf 😂

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

So relatable

[–] Exeous@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I laugh to snort. So funny.