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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

anything's a binary tree if you're brave enough

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

There are also only two different animals: elephants and non-elephants.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You either are crabs or have crabs

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think you are mistaken actually the different types of animal are frogs and not frogs

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

There are bullfrogs and elephant bulls, so we can conclude that {🐸}∩{🐘}⊂{🐂}

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your both wrong there are crabs and then there are crabs 🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 JAGEX SERVERS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST AUTH DELAY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What up my hexadecimals

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pretty basic math and semantic error here by excluding the original reason “binary” meant 2 types.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But according to the joke it still does represent two types: Binary and nonbinary. Which itself is a binary set of choices, albeit a different one.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -1 points 3 months ago

There is indeed inherent dichotomy in the post

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever, just wash your hands.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And don't talk to me. I'd rather be surrounded by twelve "women" (i.e. trans men) in the men's room (or even just women) than one cis guy who insists on having a conversation with me.

I'm not there to make friends.

[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Never understood this. Standing at a urinal and someone walks up and starts talking to me, like no dude shut up

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've had people doing it when I'm in the stall next to them. Leave me alone with my thoughts while I'm shitting, please.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But where else am I going to get the winning lotto numbers?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you considered your local tarot card reader?

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 0 points 2 months ago

How do you know they're not in the toilet stall next to yours?

[–] postmanbrown@lemmings.world 0 points 2 months ago

"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are only 2 numbers

  • 0/1
  • all the other numbers
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All the other numbers can be written wit 0/1

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: Floating-point inaccuracies.

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 0 points 2 months ago

Counter-counterpoint:

Display the exact value of pi with 64 digits in any base N number system.