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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

But then you get to show him all your videos on your phone

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

then why are you even getting married

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

If you can’t handle my 20-minute Fat Electrician videos, you don’t deserve me watching your reality television shows with you.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

There's this nifty feature on phones now where you can send a link to the other person's phone. My wife and I text each other stuff from the internet all day long.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

If only there was another option... kinda like a gal pal that would do that weird thing with the wisk and the cattleprod, and didn't try to show you their monster truck videos on a broken Galaxy 4.

Ah well, that must not exist, guess that's that.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You seem like a lot of fun

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet you're fun at parties.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's so funny, I forgot to laugh.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a strict no videos policy.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then I hope you're okay with your partner sharing YouTubes with other people.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Youtube cheating? Maybe they can be poly-Youtube.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's what screen projection is for

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Casual sexism is so cute and quirky.

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