this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Bet you can't eat just o- oh wait...

[–] pianoplant@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If this was real they'd definitely say 0 fat, 0 sodium, 0 sugar. Companies are allowed to round down under a certain amount un the US

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially with round candies. This is actually why most small candies are round.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Especially if the candies make you round which is why most candy makes you round.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Round and round the circle of trust we go

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thankfully Skittles listened to the people and went back to lime instead of stink bug.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Way to kick him while he’s down, ivan

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

looks like an obvious plant post

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

A great use of plastic...

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’ll be great for Halloween, people will only be able to take one

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And then egg your house for giving out shit candy.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Free eggs? Seriously? Yeah right. Next you'll tell me they might give you free toilet paper.

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I guess it s a trick and a treat at the same time, what can I say that’s the point of trick or treat.

(/s just in case anyone takes it seriously)

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I love Skittles, but recently they've made me feel quite sick like half a hour after eating. Probably would be better if I didn't down a whole bag like a starved purple mouthed maniac.

[–] Beryl@jlai.lu 3 points 1 month ago
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

why????????

[–] dread@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At this point, remove the other s from the start of the name also. It’s just a kittle.

[–] hohoho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Taste the Rain!(TM)

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I could live without skittles, honestly.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Has to be Obvious Plant

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

And if you think Shrinkflation stopped there?

They bring out a new Skittle that is 20% smaller for the same price!