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[–] neonred@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Cancel Culture has quite a history it seems.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How to turn down lunch with a fascist by Flying Squid:

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy crap, FlyingSquid, is this real?! You had human hands this whole time!

#Bamboozled

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I am wearing this shirt right now. Really.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Is that the same way you turn down bananas?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

No, I'm polite about bananas. I say, "no thank you."

It is not the fault of the banana that it tastes horrible. It's just minding its own business being a fruit.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

All that and the Oxford Comma. Love it

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 131 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Russell is one of the greats. But if you're looking for a terse knockdown there's always this classic from author Max Reger:

I am in the smallest room of the house. I have your review in front of me. Soon it will be behind me.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Pure poetry

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago

That was impressively descriptive, but I'm afraid most fascists are too stupid to understand the burn.

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[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 234 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This one is even better than Tolkien's response to a German publisher in 1938, asking for proof of his ancestry, which may or may not have been sent, but tellingly there was no official translation of The Hobbit into German until 1957.

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject—which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

Don't fuck with posh and emotionally repressed Oxbridge motherfuckers when they realize they are finally on the right side of history. 🤣

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I loved it when I first read it and this is my favorite part:

But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

In the link it has his letter to his British publisher, where he was even more blunt. Maybe the first time that "I have _______ friends" has actually rung true.

Personally, I should be inclined to refuse to give any Bestätigung (although it happens that I can), and let a German translation go hang. In any case I should object strongly to any such declaration appearing in print. I do not regard the (probable) absence of all Jewish blood as necessarily honourable; and I have many Jewish friends, and should regret giving any colour to the notion that I subscribed to the wholly pernicious and unscientific race-doctrine.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago

"After careful consideration, fuck the fuck off.

Yours sincerely,

Fuck you."

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dread@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Honestly, same.

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 112 points 1 day ago

"No offense, but ew"

  • Bertrand Russell
[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude's a fookin legend !

In the early 1900's, he discovered a logical paradox that shattered mathematics for years, and drove brilliant people literally insane (one of them died in an asylum later on).

He then tried to redefine mathematics based solely on logic; but he failed after a 1000-page manuscript... and that was only the first half of what he intended to publish.

There are countless valuable quotes by him and anecdotes, he's a very inspirational man.

[–] DrFuggles 1 points 32 minutes ago

where could I read more about this paradox?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Unrelated, genuine question: Why do some people write "fookin"?

Is it just for fun?
Do you pronounce it that way?

I personally write "fucking" and rarely "fuckin".

Just curious.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 minutes ago

I think usually it's just for fun. "Fook" is supposed to be evocative of Northern England in the same way "feck" is of Ireland, but in my experience no one in Northern England pronounces it that way for real. Not in the North West, at least.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

People often write how they talk, and I find the best authors will incorporate dialect and intonation into their writing. One of my favorite examples is of Blood Meridian. It's so amazing that one can literally tell who is talking purely from word choice and grammar with no quotation marks and often no indicators of who is speaking.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee -1 points 2 hours ago

I fucking think it's because they're fucking worried that fucking people on fucking Lemmy might be fucking offended by the fucking word fuck and its fucking derivatives. Let's fucking hope they fucking bookmark this fucking post and fucking come back to it in a few fucking weeks to see if anything's fucking happened to it. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck - fuck fuck.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

I think it's use is popularized by the tv show 'Peaky Blinders' with the Birmingham pronunciation of the word.

Some have accustomed themselves of writing a bit more cautious, as multiple platforms have active swear detection (not the reason to use it on Lemmy, but there were are).

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I thought it was to emphasize that they are Australian, but that's just because of a character in a book that I read.

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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you want to understand how to crush your foes with English, read Russell.

It’s dated, and ancient compared to the shit we spew, but it soo pure and clear (when you get the ear for it).

I am not a scholar, I can’t analyse prose or poetry, but his writing is cleansing and lights up the brain - especially if you have a fetish for reasonableness.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I have a Bachelor's degree in Philosophy and I found myself loving Russell and Mill because there's no pompousness to their writing. A lot of philosophers use very flowery language that's hard to parse, but Russell just gets straight to the point, clear as day.
In my opinion, philosophy should be written clearly so anyone can understand it (looking at you, Heidegger)

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

It’s dated, and ancient compared to the shit we spew, but it soo pure and clear (when you get the ear for it).

I am not a scholar, I can’t analyse prose or poetry, but his writing is cleansing and lights up the brain - especially if you have a fetish for reasonableness.

I know exactly what you mean and I've never quite had the words to describe this type of writing. It's definitely old fashioned to our eyes, but it's so dense with meaning. I felt the same reading some of the landmark SCOTUS decisions of the Warren court during the civil rights era.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This must be John Oliver's uncle or grandfather or something

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't be. His grandpa was a bird.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

His other grandpa

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 32 points 1 day ago

With all due respect, you are the antithesis of all that I consider human. With all due respect.

By the way, if anyone else was curious, dude was a “Sir” due to an inherited title, not knighted for individual actions.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Russell is the GOAT. If he was taught in schools, we would be living in paradise.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell, just getting 50% of high school students to understand Russell's Teapot and the Burden of Proof would have a huge impact on political discourse in the US.

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[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

A half-brick to the face is an equally elegant way of turning down a nazi.

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