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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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If you fart in a hot shower, you can smell it in Technicolor. (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[–] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. What?
  2. Who hurt you?
  3. What?
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Who hurt you?

Mr. Beast

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 weeks ago

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hot boxing butt bubbles

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite garage band.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Gandhi quotes, so inspirational…

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It's too pure.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Worst, or...

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that's your business.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

nah, underwater. unfiltered and pure

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh? Why technicolor? Isn't that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don't get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn't a different affect?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You should go fart in the shower. You'll see. It's like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.

[–] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hmmmmmm not sure if I'm flattered regardless that you don't know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I've taken so few showers that I've never experienced farting in the shower lol

[–] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is that?

I asked Dr Karl once, but he avoided the question.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

  1. I bet this is genuinely a shower thought.

  2. Competing hypotheses: either the higher temperatures promote travel of smell molecules, or they are water soluble.

[–] kraynyan@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's humidity and the fact that there's no "filter"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's a shower thought for you. "Farts would be worse all the time if we didn't wear pants."

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband's colon in technicolor.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

A shower to a fart is what a cathedral is to a choir.