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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"But I ordered theonion rings! I need backup here!"

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

what was the problem with the burger? did he get everything else on it but "not the onion"?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Another job well done by sheriff Karen

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