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submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I propose a new, more threatening kind of control flow.

do {
  /* something */
} or else {
  /* you don't want to find out */
}

[–] gex@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Some C++ style guides suggest the following naming convention for functions that crash on any error

OpenFileOrDie()

[–] lung@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ifn't(!valid) halp?

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I believe that resolves the same as

ain't!(!untrue)

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

ain't (nothin)

[–] elvith@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

{
  put(a, "heartache")
  tell(me, "why")
  ain't(nothing)
  {
    put(a, "mistake")
    //...
  }
}

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with "else"

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if(condition) {#block never used} else {#actually do a thing}

ifn't(condition) {#actually do a thing}

if!(condition) {#actually do a thing}

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 0 points 9 months ago

if (not condition) {#actually do a thing}