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[–] QaspR@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[–] ji17br@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] vox@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

(also I'm fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn't mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y'know)

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

I'm not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 months ago

that only happens if you explicitly agree to uploading voice clips

[–] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

on-device processing is still a thing

Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there's a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

You horny dog, you!